Round is a Shape

I am woefully out of shape. Most likely this is a direct result of a severe aversion to exercise and a fondness for Krispy Kreme donuts.

Rather than do anything to remedy my lack of physical fitness, I just turned to Pinterest to sum up my feelings. Sharing one’s feelings is healthy, right?

  
  
   
    
 

i want to look like jennifer aniston:
firm legs, tight butt, an angel’s smile.

  
instead i’m closer to chris christie
in looks and girth and style.

  
peace, people!