Saturdays of my
Youth were spent
Vacuuming floors and
Dusting furniture:
Household chores my
Mom insisted be done
Before any of us could
Have weekend fun.
Friends would call with
Invitations, but until
Our home shone
Like a pretty penny
There was no reprieve.
Hatred of housework
Is too mild a phrase to
Explain my feelings then,
And even now I detest those
Chores that kept us all
Shut in.
Romantic daydreams
Helped such days go by;
Some days I was a servant girl
On others a glamorous spy.
I’d sing plaintive tunes and
Dance with my broom,
Cinderella had nothing on me,
But no fairy godmother ever
Came to set this princess free.
I am not a domestic goddess, despite my mom’s efforts to make me one.
Peace, people!