Tag: childhoid

Goodnight, Sleep Tight

Don’t let the bedbugs bite

(Parts inferred:

Your toes

Your fingers

Your elbows

Your nose.)

Along with

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake…

It’s a miracle I ever managed to

Sleep at all.



I understand there’s a new version of that bedtime prayer, but it’s too late for my peace of mind.

Peace, People