Studly and I are watching Pawn Stars. In this episode a buxom young woman takes a vintage video game into the store to sell to the guys. Studly thinks the young woman is a “real cutie.”
I respond, “She’s not that hot. She just has big boobs”
Then Studly says,
“That’s a great first step
In the right direction
To give a guy
A huge erection.”
He followed this statement with, “see, you’re not the only poet in the family.”
Just shoot me, okay?
Praying for Eyebrowz 