According to recent tests (EEG, MRI) my brain is just fine. I think I’ll have that crocheted and framed for the whole world to see.
Brain Works as Intended.
Move Along.
Nothing to See Here.
Am I relieved? You betcha! The test I didn’t pass with flying colors, though, was the one for sleep apnea. I have sleep apnea. According to the doctor I stop breathing, on average, 26 times an hour.
I asked, “Did you mean a night? That I stop breathing 26 times a night?”
“No, 26 times an hour, putting you squarely in the range of moderate sleep apnea.”
Huh. No damn wonder my brain feels like Swiss cheese. No wonder I couldn’t remember how to operate a simple screw driver. (Righty tighty, lefty loosey, am I right?)
Soon I’ll be fitted with a CPAP machine that will magically put an end to all my confusion. Or at least that confusion caused by a lack of oxygen. Look out evil doers, I’ll soon be primed for world domination. I promise to be a benevolent overlord.
Peace, people!
Oh, a sincere thank you to everyone who reached out to check on me. Love you all.
Praying for Eyebrowz 