My grandson was full of good jokes this afternoon as we ate dinner on the patio of Disney’s Pop Century Resort in Orlando. I’ll share a few.
Why are there PopTarts, but no MomTarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
His friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. You see, Jack and the beans talk.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president of Sweden. His first official duty was to assemble his cabinet.
Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
He had more, but I couldn’t keep up.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
I love a good sense of humor. I’ll share the tennis jokes with my granddaughters. Have a fulfilled vacation .
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So far, so good!
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😂
I needed that! 😉
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Oh good!
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wait until he mentions golf?
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Lol. He is brill.
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They all can’t from the internet, I’m sure.
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Oh kids can come up wi things themselves. They are something that way.
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An excellent set. When our son Mat calls Pop. I don’t know whether he is speaking to me or to his daughter Poppy
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That could be confusing!
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Momtarts… Precious
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Thanks! It made me smile.
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thanks for the smiles – with the love and pop tarts esp
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You’re welcome!
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And hope you are having a nice fall!
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Ha!!
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I mean autumn
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And have to add that when my cousin told his parents he wanted to be an electrician – they weee shocked
Then enlightened
Hahah
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Lol!
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Love these jokes!
There’s a bakery in town that makes fresh Pop Tarts. They’re about a million times better than what you’ll find in a box. And now I’m craving one…
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Oh wow! I need one of those!
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Just what I needed on this darkening overcast day. Thanks! (Is your grandson in junior high? Love the humor of that age group!)
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He’s 18…I don’t think he’ll ever outgrow that kind of humor. Maybe he thinks it’s the only kind I understand!
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