Earlier this week a friend on Facebook posted that he believed the new sci-fi film, Upgrade, was better than Solo. “Interesting,” I thought, and decided to do some research.
I’ve seen Solo twice now, so I bought a ticket for Upgrade, along with a gigantic pretzel and a large strawberry lemonade, and settled in for the movie. Counting me, there were six other folks at the 12:30 showing. I was the lone female representative in the place. I see a lot of sci-fi films on my own, so I’m used to carrying the flag for my gender.
After approximately 9 trillion trailers for upcoming films the feature attraction began. Right off the bat the movie caught my attention when the opening credits were spoken instead of projected onto the screen. Cool, eh?
The initial scenes are pleasant. The almost handsome protagonist, played by Logan Marshall-Green, is a throwback to an earlier era relative to the film’s setting. His character’s wife, portrayed by Melanie Vallejo, works for a firm specializing in cyborg-type prosthetics for wounded veterans. He’s old school, she’s new-fangled.
For once, the future doesn’t look like an apocalyptic nightmare. Cars are self-driving, homes are voice-controlled, and everyone seems well adjusted. I felt pleasantly surprised and eager for lots of upbeat future fun.
And then all hell breaks loose. There’s a bunch of slicing and dicing of human bodies with a boatload of blood to boot. I was NOT amused. I felt hoodwinked.
Now I know how Studly Doright felt when many years ago we tricked him into seeing Alien by telling him it was a lot like Star Wars. Hoodwinked, that’s how he felt. There’s no way in hell that Upgrade is a better film than Solo.
If I’d known in advance that the Australian director, Leigh Whannell, best known for his work on the first three Saw movies, also directed Upgrade I might have been better prepared for the gratuitous gore. As it was, I just felt ill, and as I’ve said before, hoodwinked.
Don’t see this:
See this:
Trust me.
Peace, people.
oohhh point taken will NOT see upgrade, but my daughter might, she hated Star Wars and loved Saw…..go figure
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Then she should love this film! It had its moments, but I mostly covered my eyes at the horribly violent parts.
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I once saw a scene in Saw by accident spent the next few minutes violently vommiting 😓
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I watched a tiny bit of the first movie and had to turn it off. I can’t handle gratuitous gore.
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I’m the same, I can put up with a bit if the story line is gripping, like Vikings, but even that made me sick in a few spots
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Reservoir Dogs put me off Tarantino for life
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I’ve never seen that movie. Now I won’t for sure!
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DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
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I stopped going to sci-fy movies in teathers for that reason as you just explained we get hookwincked. Now I wait for dvd borrow it from library if I enjoy it I buy it. Also sitting alone in Teathers is eire, no one in my dphere likes sci-fy! Thanks for heads up! Have a great weekend!
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Thanks! You, too.
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