Today, October 5, 2017, is my 61st birthday. Yay me! According to my youngest grandchild who is five, I am an old lady. Funny, I don’t feel old. In fact, I feel fairly wonderful.
Yesterday I received a beautiful basket of gourmet delicacies from my son and daughter-in-law. I mean this is the mother of all baskets:
Apples, pears, cheeses and crackers, cookies, and a bottle of wine. It’s gorgeous and I’m going to try to be a good girl and share with Studly Doright.
One of the best things about the basket, though, was the label on the box it arrived in. I laughed for ten minutes:
“Do not deliver to an intoxicated person,” it says. I told the FedEx lady it was a darned good thing she’d come before 5 p.m.
Happy birthday to me!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Happy Birthday.
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The hilarity of the label is so freeing. I chuckled at least ten minutes with intervals for breathing. The husband shook his head then left the room. I, me who once stamped her foot and insisted the Tesco supermarket till worker, asked me for my Identification.She after all asked the lady before me who looked older than me! She blushed and said… ‘but you dont have any alchohol’. *sigh* So picky these youngsters of today … Happy birthday .
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Oh!!! Laughing so hard!
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No accidental peeing on your birthday now! 😄😃😆
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Thank heavens for Depends! 😜😜😜
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Oh no not piddle pads…
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Haha!!
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LMAO. Brilliant x
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P.S. its 3.45 i think i will raise a glass in toast to you … let’s just hope I don’t get such a delivery or they wont allow me to sign *chortles*
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I won’t tell!
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Happy birthday! It would have been funny if the delivery driver made you do a field sobriety test. I’m holding your birthday present hostage until you can say the alphabet backwards.
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That would’ve been great! Ha!
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Happy Birthday!
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Many thanks!
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Perfect gift! Happy Birthday!!
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It is indeed! Thank you!
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Happy Birthday Leslie! And thank you for making my morning! I love the comments too!
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Thank you! I’m having fun!
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Happy 29th to you! – Marty
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Thank you! The first 29 are always the toughest!
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This post so funny! I love that it’s short and to the point. I try to write posts like that as well. I’m a new follower.
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My brother once told me the best thing about my blog posts is that they’re short. Wasn’t sure how to take that. 😳
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Happy Birthday to you. Wonderful, A parcel, some food, some wine and a laugh. Perfect.
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Thank you!
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Happy Birthday, Old Girl
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Thank you, young man!
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🙂
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You share a birthday with my mom! She was born in 1926 and is not with us any longer. But every year on October 5th I do a little “celebration” with my only sibling to honor her.
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Awww! That’s so sweet!
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If I got a parcel with such a funny label, I would know I am not in Ireland 😉 Happy birthday again!
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Ha! Thanks again!
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Happy belated Birthday!!
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Thank you!
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Those are funny — check out this funny site — http://saltypun.com
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