If I stood right now, hefted myself up from a leather chair in a crowded Starbucks,
would the silly young
Couple speaking enthusiastically of things better left for more private places notice if I fell flat on my
Face after taking three steps, slipping in a carelessly ignored puddle of some iced coffee drink? Likely they’d laugh
Before talking even more loudly about who had drunk texted him saying he was hot and who had been too fucked up
Last night and needed a ride home. They are either oblivious to their audience or fishing for a bigger one.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
I suspect fishing for a bigger audience….I’ve known a few of these crazy cats in my day.
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It was really weird. A stranger was sitting in the chair next to me and said, “I’d tell them to get a room, but they wouldn’t like that–it’d be too private.”
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Real classy!
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Those kinds are ass pains x
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They were! But they inspired me to write this, so I guess I’ll give them a break.
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Yeah, cut them some slack.
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They just don’t give a fuck
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Apparently not!
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