Day 1: Surprise! I’m moving into your head. You’ll think I’m just seasonal allergies for the first 8 hours. Ha! Puny human.
Night 1: Hope you don’t need to breathe. Or maybe I’ll just open up your sinuses and you’ll begin leaking snot like a faucet from your right nostril. Girl, you look so cute with a rolled up tissue sticking out of your schnozzola.
Day 2: I know, you were still hoping I was just an allergy attack, so I thought a slight fever and some body aches might cheer you up. No? Suck it up buttercup. I’m yours for six more days.
Night 2: You imagined that nighttime cold medicine was going to let you sleep through the night as advertised, didn’t you? Bwahahaha! If I had a knee I’d slap it. Better yet, I’ll slap you. Headaches just make me more awesome.
So I’m sick. Dammit. This is all my imagination could handle today. I have a couple of posts queued up, but if you don’t hear from me again you’ll know the cold won.
Peace, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Hello kindred spirit. I was also hoping it was allergy. I’m fighting an itchy itchy raw throat with vitamin C and gargling. Keep up the fight and best wishes!
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Best wishes to you, too! I slept so well last night. I’m hoping I’m over the worst of mine now.
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Good!
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Feel better!
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Trying! Thanks!
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I have to get up early tomorrow and fill-in for a sick co-worker. Isn’t it funny how we always assume/hope/pray what we have is always an allergy??! I suck down those zinc lozenges at the onset praying for a miracle. Feel better! – Marty
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Thanks!
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Ignore my question on your next post. I read it first. I hope you are getting better
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I think I’m on the mend. Thank you.
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You have a rather loquacious cold there! I hope you hot toddy – for medicinal purposes only – is beginning to help. Two days down, four to go. Hang in there, friend. Rest and feel better soon.
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Thanks! I ran out of whisky today so I’ve no choice but to get better.
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