In the latter part of my fifth decade on this earth I learn of the existence of Functional Water. I sincerely hope I haven’t fallen prey to the non-functional variety of H2O all these years. 
And I don’t even want to dwell on the ramifications of New Age Beverages. Do such drinks strike yoga poses when no one’s observing them? Are they into transcendental meditation?
I must explore this grocery aisle again one day soon. The secret to inner peace undoubtedly lies on 6b somewhere between the mundane offerings of bottled tea and soft drinks. Ommmmm.
Peace and functionality, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
What on earth is ‘functional water’? I think New Age Beverages are likely made from organic pomegranates and blended spinach, best drunk in chipped enamel mugs, naked by a camp fire in the company of odd looking folk who ‘swoon’ a bit! Yes, that’s what I think Leslie.
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By Jove! I think you’ve got it!
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The rain in Spain….
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I’ve grown accustomed to your face….
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By Jove I think she’s got it!
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Functional water? To me, that sounds like saying just-about-adequate water. Very odd! 🙂
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I guess just about adequate water wouldn’t fit on the sign.
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Good point! 🙂
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How much do you have to pay for the function part?
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I’m not sure! The labeling confounded me!
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Do let us know if you get another chance, ’cause bottled water per se has got out of hand in many places!
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No idea what they mean. I might google it. I thought I knew everything about drinks 😉
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What pin-headed bastard was in charge of signage for this store? Rush Limbaugh?
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Giggle!
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🙂
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